The what car should I buy choices are horrible. 

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/15/2018 at 14:05 • Filed to: None

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The seats in that s-cargo look like a torture device! Surely we can come up with better suggestions Oppo!


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Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > CalzoneGolem
11/15/2018 at 14:11

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Have driven. Can confirm they are not as bad as they look.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
11/15/2018 at 14:13

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Actually I have driven all the Pike Cars and confirm I like the all.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > CalzoneGolem
11/15/2018 at 14:25

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Orange Doka, Yearbook Gold!

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Kinja'd!!! CRider > CalzoneGolem
11/15/2018 at 15:22

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Comment section of the FP never loads  for me an y more. I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse but it’s very Kinja. 


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem
11/15/2018 at 15:54

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I agree. They were all right hand drive. Three of them are deathtraps, and the wagon while weird, won’t get noticed by normal people. To normal people it’s just ugly.

I’m struggling to come up with a suggestion though.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher
11/15/2018 at 15:56

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Vehicross ftw


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > CalzoneGolem
11/15/2018 at 16:22

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Turbo Caravan, problem solved.

* note, I haven’t even looked at the article yet *


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
11/15/2018 at 16:23

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They want a family car <= $10k and people need to think it is the weirdest car at some high school somewhere.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem
11/15/2018 at 16:48

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I hate the Vehicross ... but it does fit their criteria .... Yeah, that’s the one.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
11/15/2018 at 16:48

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Still for sale.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/d/1988-plymouth-grand-voyager/6729098597.html


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > vicali
11/15/2018 at 18:03

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VW Eurovan VR6 12V is another option.


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > shop-teacher
11/15/2018 at 19:25

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I’m traveling to Chicago in two weeks. I am going to inquire on this opportunity.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > i86hotdogs
11/15/2018 at 21:44

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I'd be interested in looking at it with you, if the schedule allows. It's really close to my father-in-law's house.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > CalzoneGolem
11/16/2018 at 06:54

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Wood panel Turbo Caravan with a stick then, not that a 1st gen Caravan is something you see everyday anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > shop-teacher
11/16/2018 at 06:55

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Trust me, I know.

Too far into trying to get my van done to bring in another project right now and the wife thinks we’re good with 2 vehicles for the moment ( not that she’s wrong ).


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > i86hotdogs
11/16/2018 at 06:56

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Hit me up if it’s on a weekend, I’d make the trip down to check it out with you.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > shop-teacher
11/16/2018 at 06:57

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I just said I would be down to check it out with him. Let’s make it a mini Oppomeet!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
11/16/2018 at 07:20

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I'd be up for that!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
11/16/2018 at 07:23

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Just TWO!?!?

She hasn’t brought it up, but I’m terrified that my wife is  going to try and stop me from replacing the RallyMetro. That's what she did to me when I sold the Roadmaster.  Before I sold it, she was fine with me replacing it. Once it was already gone, things changed.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > shop-teacher
11/16/2018 at 07:35

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For now. She doesn’t work, so we really only need one vehicle, but having the car for errands and the van for road trips is nice.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
11/16/2018 at 08:24

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I mean that’d be cool for us but to a bunch of random people at a high school it’s just an old van. 


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
11/16/2018 at 09:10

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We decided to have my wife start staying home last year as well . That’s what she used against me to not buy a Roadmaster replacement. To be fair to her, she didn’t forbid me or anything, she was just ... right ... damnit.

She does need a vehicle, because we live too close for bus service to school, but far enough away that no kindergartner should have to walk that. She actually drives more now than she did when she worked. Running one kid back and forth to school, and the other back and forth to preschool, errands, etc. When she worked, she’d drive four miles to work, where the car would just sit there all day, then she’d drive home . She was driving maybe 3k miles a year.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > CalzoneGolem
11/16/2018 at 10:06

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That is until it pulls out of the lot in a cloud of tire smoke.


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > shop-teacher
11/16/2018 at 14:06

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I’ll be in town from the 23-15, ill contact you guys when i have closer knowledge of what time.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > i86hotdogs
11/16/2018 at 15:45

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Cool!